here we go with the virgins again...

This video has to been seen. It's so hilarious. How fantastic that this cleric is able to speak with such authority and complete confidence in his arabian nights adolescent wet dream. He speaks of women without urine or phlegm or feces who stay in locked tents 24/7 waiting for their husbands eyes to set upon them. I wonder what these child free translucent woman of the heavens think when the swarthy, sweaty, odorous, demanding, and murderous men with overhanging bellies come traipsing in to the tents of heaven ready to be pleasured.

So this is what we mortal women have to compete with to prevent the martyrs from sacrificing themselves. Who wants to see flesh translucent enough to see the bone marrow? It might make it easier for diagnostic purposes haha but as a turn on? ick. From first glance at this cleric, I would suggest that he's more inclined to prefer eating a table of chickens and bone marrow than sex with heavenly translucent virgins.

What a messed up middle east we've found ourselves in. I hope it's not viral. Would be such a shame if our upstanding western boys became martyrs themselves so that they could bypass the trials and tribulations of courtship.